Adventures of Silicon Jones

Here is a book description tailored for Draft2Digital, designed to highlight the humor, the unique tech-meets-magic premise, and the mature themes of the collection: Silicon Jones is good with motherboards. He's slightly worse with magic. Brewster "Silicon" Jones is just a regular guy trading his energy for a meager paycheck, replacing gold-plated RAM sticks at a mundane computer lab workbench. But when life gets too heavy, Silicon takes a quick step to the left and crosses the Veil into Faery—a chaotic, multi-dimensional realm where internal combustion engines fail, but trouble is always running hot. In this collection of speculative, fractured fantasy adventures, Silicon finds himself dodging the absolute worst kind of magical hazards: The City of Gold: Where a legendary destination turns out to be a massive electrical trap that welds unwary travelers to the pavement. Adventures in Dragon Sitting: Where an unauthorized joyride on a borrowed Harley Fatboy strands him in a meadow with three giant, demanding baby dragon toddlers—and a very tired, very lethal Mother Dragon. Jones and the Seven Deadly Dwarfs: Where a high-vibe full moon ritual with an unstable girlfriend goes sideways, sending Silicon down into a bizarre, domestic enslavement managed by an elite team of dwarven she-smiths. Blending the witty, satirical edge of Terry Pratchett with a gritty, contemporary adult perspective, Adventures of Silicon Jones is a fast-paced, irreverent ride through parallel universes where the hangover is real, the mythical creatures have attitudes, and survival depends entirely on a fast tongue. MATURE AUDIENCE WARNING: Reading of these stories by persons under the age of 18 is not recommended. Includes adult themes, recreational substance use, and paranormal encounters.